fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

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fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

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How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

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jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

Omgomg

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earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

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